Pants

(Nell Robinson, Greg Beattie, BMI)

Happy Birthday I sent you a gift
Just to not hear you whine
How’d you get by this long without one?
I’m sending you a spine

Oh it comes with my fond regards
Since you’ve tuned out my rants
Since someone else is wearing yours
I’ve included a pair of pants

Oh baby put some pants on
Take a stance on something please
Show your potential, don’t be deferential
If you want to have a chance with me

No I’m not mad, not at all
Fact is, I’m doing real good
The question is how are you?
Since someone stole your manhood

I’m only thinking, yes thinking of you
It’s only because I care
I’ve enclosed a little pear tree
So you can grow yourself a pair

Oh baby out some pants on
Take a stance on something please
Show your potential don’t be deferential
If you want to have a chance with me
If you want to dance a dance with me
Don’t go commando
Baby take a stance and a chance to romance me